You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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