Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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