Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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