do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
