If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
