i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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