is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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