I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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