My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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