I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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