it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
