Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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