She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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