I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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