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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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