So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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