ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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