hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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