is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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