i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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