that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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