Where is the hickey?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I could fuck to npr.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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