i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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