Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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