So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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