did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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