So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
