I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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