There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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