This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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