I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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