i was born a porn star she said
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize
