I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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