I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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