We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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