Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
