Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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