dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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