I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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