Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
