Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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