ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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