When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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