There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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