Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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