I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Is it because I queefed?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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