Will you blow on my dice?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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