Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
