i permit you to call me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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