Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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