Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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