have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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