i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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