The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Are we still banned from the library?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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