Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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