I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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