so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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