You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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