Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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